1st Annual White Party was a Huge Success!!

If ever you decide to throw one yourself, my tips are as follows:

Tip#1 Invite a whole lot of white people, and hope they show up

Tip#2 Get your tan on at least 2 days before the party (there's nothing worse than your orange glow rubbing off on your crisp whites)

Tip#3 Try not to spill on yourself

Tip#4 Have at least 6 bottle of champ, 4 cases of beer, and 3 bottles of Skinny Girl marg on hand (unless you want your party to suck, then serve iced tea)

Tip #5 Stock up on tons of cheap white flower's from Trader Joe's

Tip#6 Last but not least...try not to poop your pants